1. I need someone who’s okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.

    (Source: sol0dolo, via dutchster)

     
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  3. congragulation:

    the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

    (via shezzamaleficentlokidarendelle)

     
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  5. weaponizedwit:

    Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

    (via mcavoys)

     
  6. kaching:

    If you’re going to ride a Segway, ride it like this

    (via zombielove74)

     

  7. I don’t understand cheating. I can’t even get one guy, why do you have two? You selfish bastard!

     
  8. shuckl:

    considerthishippie:

    What is a flotation tank?

    500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

    The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

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    (via beer-and-fandoms)

     

  9. infinite-night-in-winter:

    itsnotflirting:

    man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

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    i mean look at this shit. 

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    it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

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    a motherfucking aquarium!

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    shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

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    look how modern this shit is

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    it’s like three rooms in one

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    you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

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    I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too

    oh my God! 

    (Source: itsnotflirting, via beer-and-fandoms)

     
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  11. "People said, ‘You must be mad, or on drugs,’ which I found a bit disappointing. What about imagination? It reflects our time that people sooner assume you’re on drugs or mad, rather than free."
    — Noel Fielding (x)

    (Source: ferrywood, via ilovebritishtv)

     

  12. I hope we all find that person

    kayethepterodactyl:

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    who looks at us

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    the way Kristen Bell

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    looks at sloths.

    (via dawnsmellslikeanewday)

     

  13. wehidebehindstars:

    peachvenom:

    periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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